Bola punya hal

Ni yang gua bosan tengok match antara negeri ni. Takde la minat sangat pon. Layan sebab housemate tengah sawan depan tivi. Tu yg kuar tu. Hmmmm. Pendapat gua. Habes porak poranda satu mesia. Masing2 pon maen cam taik gak gua tengok. Dah abes satu match. Acara kutuk mengutuk memang berlangsunglah. Yang takde kena mengena pon nak jugak menyelit. Padahal dah tau tu boleh bawak gaduh. Saje je kan. Memang tak maju lah bola sepak mesia. Hmm. Takpayah maju la senang. G main bola jaring jelah. Tu pon untung kalau tak bergaduh!

Lawak biadap

Seven complicated facts about Women:

1. They believe in saving.

2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.

3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.

4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.

5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.

6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.

7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.

Extremely Complicated!

Komen gua: ini adalah lawak yang sangat biadap. Lelaki pon sama lahhhhh!

ULTIMATE TIPS FOR BETTER LIFE!!!

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE.It is the ultimate antidepressant.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose, today.

4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants

5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.

6. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

7. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.

9. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

10. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything !

11. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does

12.You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

13. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

14. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

15. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

16. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'

17. Help the needy,Be generous ! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'

18. What other people think of you is none of your business.

Pffttttttt!

Man can love a million girls. but a great man can love a girl in million ways.

Lelaki yang menghampakan

I don't know the actual meaning of maturity, but for me maturity is when a person hurts you & you try to understand their situation rather than hurting them back.